Monthly Archives: March 2012

Do not – I repeat – do not …

… break your penis. This should be obvious, but sometimes, it’s nice to have a helpful reminder. And if you do happen to break your penis, please don’t show it to me in a public restroom. Unless, of course, I ask first.

Farewell Peyton Manning

With the news that the Colts most likely will release quarterback Peyton Manning, an Indianapolis era is over. Manning was the one who led the moribund franchise into a perennial Super Bowl contender. He’s the one that led the Colts to the world title. He’s the one who helped convince the NFL to place Super Bowl XLVI in Lucas Oil Stadium. Hell, Manning is one of the main reasons Lucas Oil Stadium was erected in the first place.

So, it’ll be a sad day when the Colts say goodbye to one of the top players in NFL history.

And it’s a sad day for the reporters who covered him, as Indianapolis Star columnist Bob Kravitz put it on Twitter. “It was a joy and a privilege to watch and cover Peyton Manning. Always a class act, went out of his way to accommodate us. … One example: After nite games, PM would talk to us right away, usually in full pads, knowing we were on deadline and in a rush. Appreciated.”

I know what Kravitz means, because it was Manning 14 years ago who saved me from what could have been one of the most embarrassing moments of my young career.

Read the rest of my column here.