… break your penis. This should be obvious, but sometimes, it’s nice to have a helpful reminder. And if you do happen to break your penis, please don’t show it to me in a public restroom. Unless, of course, I ask first.
Twitter
- It’s a snow day for the kids, and now, all is right in the world. https://t.co/yakQyymBWV 7 hours ago
- I had a fun time writing this one for @WCInvestor: I Asked the AI Bot That’s Taking the Internet by Storm for Finan… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
- Guess I should start listening to Grizzly Bear, then. Because I love prog, and I LOVE eating PB out of the jar. twitter.com/musictakesbot/… 1 week ago
- RT @PatrickMConnor: I was wrong. The band is good. twitter.com/plainwhitets/s… 1 week ago
- Fun analysis here. twitter.com/BenjaminSolak/… 2 weeks ago
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Recent Posts
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